You Make Me Dry Moment: I Wanna Swallow Your Face

You go out with a nice, cute guy.  He makes you laugh.  He makes you smile.  The talk is flowing.  There's a good vibe going.  Then comes the portion of the night where the inevitable kiss happens.  During the kiss, the record stops playing and you tense up.  WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Not only was the kiss terrible, he tried to swallow your face!

That's what I get for trying to keep my mind and time occupied. Needless to say, I will avoid all communication.  Complete turn-off.  Disaster. Dry. Guys, we SO don't want you to swallow our faces.  You're doing it all wrong...

My Week With Marilyn

I'm pretty excited to see "My Week With Marilyn".  Funny, I knew nothing about this until last week.  Back in high school I did a major report on Marilyn Monroe.  I've always been fascinated with her.  Marilyn's whole story from growing up until her death.

Unfortunately, this will only focus on one person's POV with his week with her.  Still, it looks great and has a pretty awesome cast.  I must say, I think the beautiful Michelle Williams was the perfect person to cast as Marilyn.  Judging by the trailer, I think she'll do an amazing job.  Might even get another Oscar nomination.