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Top 10 Cheesy Horror Movies

Remember, cheese doesn't always mean bad.  I happen to love every movie on this list.  Movies are in order from cheese to the cheesiest(in my opinion).  And look, I even took the time to leave you some trailers.  Of course, if you've never seen any movie on this list, you need to just go away.

10. Evil Dead

Not shocking that this is the least cheesy  There's some creepy moments in the movie mixed in with some cheese.  And let's be honest, Bruce Campbell is the King of Cheese but that's why we love him!

9. Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Blasting humans with a ray gun, taking them aboard their ship and putting humans into cotton candy cocoons?  Yep, awesome and cheesy.  I still enjoy watching this movie.  Not to mention I actually like the soundtrack!

8. Sleepaway Camp

Cult classic slasher movie from 1983.  I remember when I first saw this movie(I was about 7), it freaked me out.  When I watch it now, I laugh...hard.  How can Sleepaway Camp NOT be on this list? And who can forget that disturbingly shocking reveal at the end?

7. C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller)

Another movie that scared me shitless, as a child, until I discovered the overall cheese.  If you've never seen C.H.U.D., go now and seek it.

6. The Stuff

This is an all-time favorite of mine.  Michael Moriarty, Garrett Morris, Danny Aiello, Paul Sorvino and Scott Bloom.  Sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance that looks like Fluff but is actually a parasite that attacks the brain and turns humans into zombie-like creatures.  Consuming their very bodies until there is nothing left but...the stuff inside of them.

5. The Return of the Living Dead

The most amazing, hilariously bad zombie movie that we all love.  This really needs no explanation. Also, another movie with a great soundtrack.

4. Ghoulies

Every character in this movie, is asking for it.  They get bored and decide that a ritualistic ceremony is a good thing to do?  That's what they get.  The ghoulies have every right to pop up from the toilet and kill them all.  Cheesy acting, cheesy effects and creature.  Yet, awesome.

3. Troll

Harry Potter, Jr (aka Noah Hathaway from The Neverending Story fame) couldn't even save this movie from being cheesy.  Which is why it's so high on my list.

2. Student Bodies

I'm always disappointed when I mention Student Bodies, no one knows what the hell I'm talking about.  Before there was Scary Movie, there was Student Bodies.  This movie is so bad and cheesy, it's good!

1. TerrorVision

Was I the only one who first saw this movie on USA Network's "UP All Night"?  There's a reason why this is #1 on my Top 10 Cheesy Horror movies.  Just...look...

There you have it!  Feel free to share your favorites.

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The Thing Review (non-spoilery)

"The Thing" (2011)

I won two advanced screening tickets to see "The Thing", last night.  My friend Anthony accompanied me to the screening.  I must admit, I was a bit nervous about this movie.

When I first heard Hollywood was doing a version of John Carpenter's "The Thing", I wasn't a happy camper.  At the time, no one was sure if it was going to be a remake or a prequel.  My biggest fear was that they would butcher the film, completely.  Good thing?  It turned out to be a prequel. So, John Carpenter's "The Thing" is still intact and amazing.

MacReady in BAMF mode. "The Thing" (1982)

I'm not going to delve into the whole movie and break it down.  NO SPOILERS, remember? However, I will say... I was pretty impressed.  While I was watching the movie, I did grumble at certain things(not even going to lie about it) and it took me awhile to warm up to it.  Slowly, it won me over.  Was this prequel to "The Thing" an amazingly epic movie?  No.  Was it bad? No.  I'm going to go with pretty good.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Ulrich Thomsen. "The Thing" (2011)

For all the good moments in the film, there are bad moments.  I had issues with some of the CGI effects.  Call me "old school", but I love the old techniques used back in the 80's.  One of the strong points of John Carpenter's "The Thing" was Rob Bottin's truly horrific, shocking and dazzling monster transformations.  To this day, I'm still blown away by it all.  In this prequel, we don't get those shockingly horrific effects.  I was disappointed.  But, what can we do?  Hollywood pretty much relies on full-on CGI effects, these days.  Not to say it's a bad thing.  I just wished, in regards to horror movies, they used less.  Still, the effects were okay (at best).

Little peek of splitface in "The Thing" (2011)

Also, and this is not spoilery, I know some of you will take issue with the fact that the original team was supposed to be Norwegian.  Not in this film.  For America's sake, the team is mostly Norwegian with some Americans thrown in there for good measure.  Having mostly Norwegians and the fact that they used their language, made me happy enough.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Dr. Kate Lloyd, your lovely heroine.

I'm a firm believer in seeing things for myself and not to go by what this, this or this person said.  I think John Carpenter's "The Thing" fans will be appreciative of this prequel.  Sure, it was awesome not knowing what actually happened and it let us to use our imaginations but it will bring new life and new fans to John Carpenter's "The Thing".  They stayed as true to the original story as they could.  Honestly, I can't complain.

Just a little advice: When the end credits first start to appear, DON'T PANIC AND DON'T MOVE.  You'll get it.